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The francisca was a throwing axe used as a weapon during the Early Middle Ages by the Franks, among whom it was a characteristic national weapon at the time of the Merovingians. It is known to have been used during the reign of Charlemagne (768–814).\nAlthough generally associated with the Franks, it was also used by other Germanic peoples of the period, including the Anglo-Saxons; several examples have been found in England.
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Alfred George Healing was an Australian rules footballer who played for the Melbourne Football Club in the Victorian Football League (VFL) and Victorian Football Association (VFA). Healing was the founder of A. G. Healing Ltd., one of the largest manufacturing companies in Australia at the time of his death in 1945.
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