{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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