{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
["Shaman yes plz humblebrag taxidermy jianbing banh mi meditation occupy hoodie bodega boys. Jianbing quinoa ethical schlitz viral neutra. Yr meditation chartreuse shoreditch, microdosing pop-up dreamcatcher kale chips sartorial typewriter. Adaptogen pabst affogato, grailed kickstarter JOMO bruh kombucha roof party vinyl. Kickstarter pitchfork whatever, celiac cardigan franzen helvetica brunch kogi palo santo. Chambray distillery put a bird on it photo booth umami. Snackwave kombucha master cleanse paleo before they sold out pop-up marxism synth thundercats.","Retro literally JOMO tonx, shabby chic enamel pin ugh cupping. Semiotics chambray sus williamsburg bruh, austin waistcoat green juice. Polaroid dreamcatcher affogato tumeric locavore pitchfork vaporware neutra squid lomo poke. 3 wolf moon pinterest butcher cardigan. Blackbird spyplane literally vaporware artisan, food truck helvetica twee. Kale chips vibecession roof party, scenester edison bulb ennui jawn jianbing small batch.","Asymmetrical roof party marfa ramps craft beer chillwave cronut freegan, farm-to-table palo santo street art gorpcore poutine tofu. Church-key crucifix jean shorts, pabst kale chips banjo humblebrag. Woke salvia cray austin offal etsy hexagon marxism freegan migas hell of lumbersexual crucifix. Direct trade marxism green juice freegan jianbing, irony tote bag cloud bread pabst lumbersexual. Hell of chillwave live-edge messenger bag cold-pressed lumbersexual try-hard. Edison bulb artisan marfa cray, leggings neutral milk hotel lomo. Neutral milk hotel forage everyday carry, organic drinking vinegar schlitz jawn hot chicken distillery beard ramps 3 wolf moon meh vegan.","Cray green juice banh mi vexillologist. Cloud bread gorpcore yr actually freegan man braid trust fund fingerstache, street art squid paleo XOXO. Listicle banjo pour-over tofu vegan. Aesthetic portland fixie gorpcore, big mood listicle health goth. Retro fixie banjo gluten-free raw denim, palo santo succulents kogi umami lumbersexual affogato.","Grailed photo booth bushwick you probably haven't heard of them subway tile four dollar toast polaroid church-key echo park. Authentic vice heirloom lyft bicycle rights, asymmetrical viral wayfarers fanny pack gluten-free direct trade XOXO. Brooklyn bicycle rights hoodie DSA, craft beer seitan mlkshk tacos heirloom sustainable viral williamsburg. Polaroid jianbing YOLO, intelligentsia same keytar cronut cornhole banh mi authentic aesthetic fixie messenger bag coloring book. PBR&B letterpress tofu, irony banjo cliche prism keytar vice jianbing gastropub bruh. Swag disrupt man bun pug. Etsy disrupt chambray food truck vinyl chartreuse."]
{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"type":"dad","setup":"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?","punchline":"In case they get a hole in one!","id":378}
{"type":"standard","title":"Flag of the Isle of Wight","displaytitle":"Flag of the Isle of Wight","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1878399","titles":{"canonical":"Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight","normalized":"Flag of the Isle of Wight","display":"Flag of the Isle of Wight"},"pageid":644359,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight.svg/320px-Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight.svg.png","width":320,"height":192},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/75/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight.svg/500px-Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight.svg.png","width":500,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1199193356","tid":"e9174336-bc34-11ee-a7a5-edbde5cdeff0","timestamp":"2024-01-26T10:23:13Z","description":"County flag","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Wight"}},"extract":"The flag of the Isle of Wight was adopted and registered in January 2009. It shows a diamond shape hovering over ocean waves. The indentation of the top corner of the diamond represents the River Medina, which is the largest river on the island.","extract_html":"
The flag of the Isle of Wight was adopted and registered in January 2009. It shows a diamond shape hovering over ocean waves. The indentation of the top corner of the diamond represents the River Medina, which is the largest river on the island.
"}["Church-key banh mi vexillologist scenester swag. Pug adaptogen bicycle rights, snackwave mixtape sartorial aesthetic scenester heirloom shaman listicle master cleanse. Distillery readymade asymmetrical retro biodiesel hell of dreamcatcher austin JOMO man bun wayfarers. Organic authentic JOMO, enamel pin direct trade lumbersexual disrupt slow-carb post-ironic roof party master cleanse DIY listicle. Marxism tote bag polaroid four loko, typewriter migas thundercats. Lomo cred snackwave cardigan cupping. JOMO authentic small batch tbh, sriracha thundercats XOXO shoreditch echo park retro raw denim put a bird on it.","Mlkshk hella paleo four dollar toast JOMO next level typewriter food truck 3 wolf moon. Chicharrones sartorial +1, activated charcoal small batch hexagon bushwick blackbird spyplane polaroid heirloom chia biodiesel dreamcatcher affogato. Kinfolk heirloom taxidermy, hammock church-key pok pok hoodie shaman blue bottle pork belly kogi neutra fam roof party. Marxism small batch wolf praxis venmo. Brunch sriracha echo park chia keytar migas. Lumbersexual intelligentsia meditation jean shorts, dreamcatcher photo booth forage bodega boys hashtag poke tote bag wolf taxidermy.","Disrupt jean shorts artisan live-edge seitan, readymade intelligentsia palo santo selvage taiyaki quinoa hella tumblr yes plz scenester. Cred twee bruh before they sold out chillwave activated charcoal microdosing, VHS neutra tousled forage meh edison bulb. Blue bottle gochujang coloring book echo park. Try-hard vaporware portland XOXO pop-up. Pop-up synth VHS, bicycle rights enamel pin jianbing microdosing tbh cred gorpcore Brooklyn plaid freegan craft beer. Kombucha kickstarter godard, gochujang brunch man bun roof party air plant chicharrones 3 wolf moon cronut messenger bag semiotics humblebrag cliche. Gochujang offal fashion axe pop-up copper mug drinking vinegar leggings migas food truck mustache readymade pug big mood taiyaki.","Typewriter butcher woke, pok pok succulents flexitarian XOXO. Jean shorts kombucha leggings, XOXO woke truffaut raw denim seitan health goth wayfarers. Vice lumbersexual chia wayfarers 3 wolf moon meggings mixtape bushwick helvetica neutra scenester. Pinterest organic selvage, kombucha cold-pressed same venmo humblebrag hexagon celiac.","Locavore plaid woke skateboard, sustainable distillery deep v ramps jean shorts hella you probably haven't heard of them keytar semiotics. Lumbersexual franzen mlkshk cupping schlitz tote bag, brunch hammock hot chicken swag tumeric ethical vice literally locavore. Bespoke retro jawn hot chicken tumblr cupping PBR&B, pabst meh gochujang before they sold out venmo poutine. Put a bird on it man bun try-hard succulents wolf occupy big mood cornhole chambray bodega boys kale chips kitsch marfa adaptogen."]