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Barry Ritholtz is an American author, newspaper columnist, blogger, market strategist, founder and wealth management executive. Ritholtz is the founder and chief investment officer of Ritholtz Wealth Management, a financial planning and asset management firm with over $5 billion dollars in assets under management. He first came to public notice for his warning about derivatives and mortgages leading to the financial crisis in the mid-2000s.
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