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{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What type of music do balloons hate?","punchline":"Pop music!","id":261}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?","punchline":"Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.","id":197}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What is the most used language in programming?","punchline":"Profanity.","id":381}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None, they prefer dark mode.","id":410}
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