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Museo del Cine Pablo Ducrós Hicken is a museum of cinema of Argentina located in Buenos Aires. It was established on 1971 and holds a collection of 65,000 reels of film.
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George Washington Hays was an American politician who served as the 24th Governor of Arkansas from 1913 to 1917.
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