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\"A Very Special Love Song\" is the title of a 1974 song by country music singer Charlie Rich. The song was written by Billy Sherrill and Norro Wilson, songwriters who had also written Rich's 1973 hit, \"The Most Beautiful Girl\". The song is included on Rich's 1974 album, Very Special Love Songs.
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