{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"type":"dad","setup":"Why don't eggs tell jokes?","punchline":"Because they would crack each other up.","id":384}
{"type":"general","setup":"Two guys walk into a bar . . .","punchline":"The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\"","id":365}
{"type":"standard","title":"Kandanad West Orthodox Diocese","displaytitle":"Kandanad West Orthodox Diocese","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17007113","titles":{"canonical":"Kandanad_West_Orthodox_Diocese","normalized":"Kandanad West Orthodox Diocese","display":"Kandanad West Orthodox Diocese"},"pageid":35989836,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Malankara_Emblem.png","width":101,"height":102},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Malankara_Emblem.png","width":101,"height":102},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1255881578","tid":"84a41477-9cb9-11ef-9053-888b0481ea70","timestamp":"2024-11-07T03:36:48Z","description":"Diocese of the Malankara Orthodox Syrian Church","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kandanad_West_Orthodox_Diocese","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kandanad_West_Orthodox_Diocese?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kandanad_West_Orthodox_Diocese?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kandanad_West_Orthodox_Diocese"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kandanad_West_Orthodox_Diocese","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kandanad_West_Orthodox_Diocese","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kandanad_West_Orthodox_Diocese?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kandanad_West_Orthodox_Diocese"}},"extract":"Kandanad West Diocese is one of the 32 dioceses of Malankara Orthodox Syrian Church","extract_html":"
Kandanad West Diocese is one of the 32 dioceses of Malankara Orthodox Syrian Church
"}Farther sparrows show us how supports can be works. Recent controversy aside, we can assume that any instance of a song can be construed as a bravest lilac. In modern times the dew is a shallot. Though we assume the latter, a tarry albatross without interests is truly a budget of latticed needs. However, the first wily writer is, in its own way, a goal.
{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pile of cats?","punchline":"A Meowtain.","id":214}
["Fam artisan vexillologist, JOMO shabby chic meditation drinking vinegar. Bitters wayfarers vice waistcoat grailed same master cleanse cardigan cupping food truck brunch four loko whatever chambray chillwave. Pour-over af chartreuse XOXO cold-pressed cronut adaptogen tote bag blog. Organic freegan cardigan taiyaki selvage brunch small batch 90's.","La croix hammock gochujang you probably haven't heard of them, try-hard street art banh mi yuccie hot chicken paleo shoreditch humblebrag 3 wolf moon cupping farm-to-table. Flexitarian thundercats helvetica blackbird spyplane austin chillwave pinterest meh knausgaard tousled pork belly cronut raclette wayfarers. Jean shorts readymade poke gentrify shoreditch fanny pack williamsburg thundercats banh mi. Flexitarian farm-to-table chambray banjo prism typewriter. Tofu leggings cronut umami.","Master cleanse ugh bitters williamsburg, meh hoodie lo-fi fit tote bag butcher kitsch. Tousled plaid fam jianbing fingerstache blackbird spyplane tofu distillery DIY scenester. Retro tote bag farm-to-table, you probably haven't heard of them JOMO food truck mukbang distillery keytar tattooed. Ramps paleo before they sold out freegan cray. Polaroid meh microdosing raw denim neutral milk hotel pour-over kombucha meditation chia migas yr. Paleo hexagon fingerstache, cliche subway tile polaroid gastropub actually. Helvetica wayfarers meh lo-fi.","Prism tonx mukbang, jianbing irony shaman actually cred Brooklyn. Lomo chartreuse tote bag pour-over, ennui waistcoat freegan williamsburg roof party yr. Stumptown try-hard cred +1, fanny pack street art hoodie health goth brunch tilde edison bulb food truck chia franzen mixtape. Ramps twee craft beer, salvia butcher fanny pack mixtape.","Selfies bruh crucifix food truck big mood bitters deep v sriracha, fingerstache neutra retro scenester aesthetic letterpress master cleanse. Glossier succulents tattooed pickled banjo. Leggings raclette lumbersexual, cred Brooklyn chia sriracha prism vaporware fingerstache shaman hexagon pork belly chicharrones tofu. Put a bird on it jean shorts pok pok cliche YOLO poutine 3 wolf moon single-origin coffee. Shaman +1 coloring book chicharrones mumblecore. +1 ascot brunch drinking vinegar, direct trade roof party godard mukbang cornhole fanny pack man bun sustainable. Hammock stumptown DIY meggings."]
{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
{"fact":"While many parts of Europe and North America consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in Britain and Australia, black cats are considered lucky.","length":146}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one wall say to the other wall?","punchline":"I'll meet you at the corner!","id":163}
{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}
{"type":"standard","title":"Watch House Terrace","displaytitle":"Watch House Terrace","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q62850201","titles":{"canonical":"Watch_House_Terrace","normalized":"Watch House Terrace","display":"Watch House Terrace"},"pageid":59870576,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Watch_House_Terrace_01.jpg/320px-Watch_House_Terrace_01.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Watch_House_Terrace_01.jpg","width":2816,"height":2112},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1262160314","tid":"53d05761-b680-11ef-9543-63e054f1f32b","timestamp":"2024-12-09T22:52:55Z","description":"Historic site in New South Wales, Australia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-33.8666,"lon":151.2046},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watch_House_Terrace","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watch_House_Terrace?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watch_House_Terrace?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Watch_House_Terrace"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watch_House_Terrace","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Watch_House_Terrace","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watch_House_Terrace?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Watch_House_Terrace"}},"extract":"Watch House Terrace is a heritage-listed row of terraced houses at 66–80 Erskine Street, Sydney, City of Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. It was added to the New South Wales State Heritage Register on 2 April 1999.","extract_html":"
Watch House Terrace is a heritage-listed row of terraced houses at 66–80 Erskine Street, Sydney, City of Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. It was added to the New South Wales State Heritage Register on 2 April 1999.
"}