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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?","punchline":"He made a grave mistake.","id":312}
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{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?","punchline":"Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.","id":351}
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